萬(wàn)圣節(jié)中英文祝福短信「惡搞」
英文版
1.I know it’s horrible to ask but…could I borrow your face for Halloween?
2. IF you hear scraping at the window, don’t worry it’s only a branch. The zombies use them to reach the windows. Happy Halloween!
3. I ’m glad to have you as my GHOUL-friend this Halloween. Happy Halloween from your loving xxx.
4. If you do not manage to see a ghost this Halloween, do not worry!
5. Just see yourself in the mirror and start making merry! Happy Halloween!
6. When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, Happy Halloween.
7. Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Halloween!
8. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams. Happy Halloween!
9. Here are the happiest of wishes for a Halloween that will be happy in every way for someone like you. Happy Halloween!
10. It's Halloween,
Time To Dress Up In Your Crazy Costume
And Have That Party.
Tell Scary Stories And Beware,
The Ghosts Are Listening Too.
Enjoy Your Halloween To The Fullest.
11. Do You Wish To Look Upon
The Face Of Your Future Husband,
Or You Romantic Damsel?
Look Into The Mirror This Halloween Night
And You Will See Him Blowing Kisses To You.
Have A Wicked Halloween.
12. May This Halloween be as bright as ever!
May this Halloween bring joy, health and wealth to you! May the festival of lights brighten up you life! Happy Halloween!
13. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
14. Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees. Tonight is Halloween! Happy Halloween!
15. On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park.
Happy Halloween!
16. May the light that we celebrate at Halloween show us the way
And lead us together on the path of peace & social harmony. Wish You A Happy Halloween!
17. To drink the blood
And relish warm flesh
Come out my ghost
Without dread or fright
To the Graveyard No 13
On this very Halloween night
Happy Halloween!
中文版
1.黑夜降臨，陰森的城堡，蝙蝠振翅劃破黑夜，城堡上懸掛的那一個(gè)個(gè)南瓜燈幽幽地望著你，此時(shí)門(mén)鈴驟響，朋友請(qǐng)開(kāi)門(mén)吧……哈哈，不要怕。萬(wàn)圣節(jié)快樂(lè)哦!
2.工資是吝嗇鬼，物價(jià)是大頭鬼，房?jī)r(jià)是吸血鬼，心情是討厭鬼，萬(wàn)圣節(jié)到了，快扔出你的`煩惱，讓它們統(tǒng)統(tǒng)去見(jiàn)鬼!
3.喂!你身后站著個(gè)人，那是誰(shuí)?!天哪，他還會(huì)跟著你轉(zhuǎn)呢。哈哈...其實(shí)我想對(duì)你說(shuō)：萬(wàn)圣節(jié)快樂(lè)!
4.萬(wàn)圣節(jié)要注意：為防止白日見(jiàn)鬼，出門(mén)要神出鬼沒(méi)，穿得像人模鬼樣，工作中鬼使神差，交談時(shí)鬼話(huà)連篇，收到短信要神不知，鬼不覺(jué)!請(qǐng)相互轉(zhuǎn)告!
5.開(kāi)心鬼在寫(xiě)短信，幸福鬼在發(fā)短信，機(jī)靈鬼在轉(zhuǎn)發(fā)短信，小氣鬼在收藏短信。嘿嘿，萬(wàn)圣節(jié)里你是個(gè)什么鬼!
6.如果你有心愿藏在心里那就在萬(wàn)圣節(jié)里說(shuō)出來(lái)吧，我保證它們都會(huì)實(shí)現(xiàn)的，至于是什么時(shí)候，鬼才知道!
7.你的背后有人!別動(dòng)!看著屏幕，千萬(wàn)別回頭，他一直都在守侯，守侯著你無(wú)意間的驀然回首...哈哈，嚇到你了嗎?其實(shí)只是我想對(duì)你說(shuō)：萬(wàn)圣節(jié)快樂(lè)!
8.平時(shí)是我對(duì)你的關(guān)心不夠，現(xiàn)在我知道這是不對(duì)的，今天是萬(wàn)圣節(jié)，沒(méi)有你在我身邊，我感覺(jué)特別的孤單和害怕，你來(lái)陪我吧，有你在我就有安全感了，因?yàn)槟恪？梢员傩?哈哈!萬(wàn)圣節(jié)快樂(lè)!
9.今天萬(wàn)圣節(jié)，你只要按照我的方法做，就能知道你身邊有沒(méi)有鬼出沒(méi)，首先沐浴更衣，然后一邊在心中默念“我不怕鬼”一邊照鏡子，你就能在鏡子里看到鬼了，你試試看，祝萬(wàn)圣節(jié)快樂(lè)!
10.把南瓜做成燈，將心里的‘鬼’驅(qū)趕;用掃帚把心里的魔，掃除心田;用黑貓的叫聲，讓‘鬼’遠(yuǎn)離你的身畔;用吉祥的咒語(yǔ)，祈禱一生平安;萬(wàn)圣節(jié)到了，祝你快樂(lè)相伴，幸福平安!
11.萬(wàn)圣節(jié)要到了，看看你達(dá)到了哪種富裕境界：第一境界是有錢(qián)能使鬼推磨，第二境界是有錢(qián)能使磨推鬼，第三境界是有磨能使鬼推錢(qián)，第四境界是有磨能使錢(qián)推鬼，第五境界是有鬼能使磨推錢(qián)，第六境界是有鬼能使錢(qián)推磨。如果不能對(duì)號(hào)入座，發(fā)財(cái)鬼將把你緊緊糾纏。
12.因?yàn)槟阌兄Ч戆愕纳聿模焓拱愕男θ荩铱偸菫槟闵窕觐嵉梗隊(duì)繅?mèng)縈，魂不守舍。這不，我又神不知鬼不覺(jué)的，鬼使神差的給你發(fā)了一條短信，祝你萬(wàn)圣節(jié)快樂(lè)!
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