英語幽默笑話翻譯

英語幽默笑話翻譯

　　英語幽默笑話翻譯一：

　　Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　英語幽默笑話翻譯二：

　　Much Worse

　　Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

　　Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

　　英語幽默笑話翻譯三：

　　A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"

　　The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."

　　The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

　　The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."

　　The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"

　　The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and

　　straight.

　　The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has

　　answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"

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