英語幽默笑話及翻譯

英語幽默笑話及翻譯

　　英語幽默笑話及翻譯一：

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.　　"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　英語幽默笑話及翻譯二：

　　When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"

　　"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.　　"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"

　　英語幽默笑話及翻譯三：

　　THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."

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